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More reasons why I hate Marvel’s Inhumans

More reasons why I hate Marvel’s Inhumans * Karnak and his new girlfriend have been making love in her tent. Bad Guy is furiously jealous. He sits outside the tent loading his gun for hours. He doesn’t shoot them while they are in the tent and he’s sure of hitting them, possibly in the act. No, he waits for them to come out, misses, and of course they get away. * Karnak’s girlfriend is wounded during their escape. They run away through the woods. At one point, she collapses to the ground, unable to go any further. Cut to commercial. Back from commercial, they’re running through the woods some more, and for the next 15 minutes. * Black Bolt and Medusa ride around in a car with one of the bad Inhumans locked in the trunk. Eventually, they let her out of the trunk. Soon, her communicator rings, and Medusa imitates the woman to the other bad Inhumans. Why didn’t the locked-in-the-trunk Inhuman use her own communicator to call her allies? * Some other bad Inhumans are combing th
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What I Hate about Marvel’s Inhumans

What I Hate about Marvel’s Inhumans First off, I was all ready to love this show. The Inhumans regularly showed up in Fantastic Four comics, and they were always kick-ass. But, my gosh, how awful this show is. I actually have to use categories to organize what I hate. Characters: The Inhumans were terrific in the comics. Powerful. Utterly disdainful. Wildly unpredictable. In the TV show, not so much. Medusa • In the comics, Medusa had long red hair that could pick up things, people, cars, and fling them around at will. In the TV show? They cut her hair off in the first episode. From 60 to zero in ten seconds. • She’s supposed to be a queen, but she’s actually a jerk. Scientist-lady is trying to help her, but she treats scientist-lady like dirt. Clue: You can be a queen without stepping all over people. Gorgon • He’s supposed to be this elite warrior commander. But he got his butt kicked in his only actual battle, and by one of the soldiers that he himself trained.
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